Run No: 413 - 5 May 07 - Taipa Village church

Another good turnout with a pack of 20+.

Gone away hasher "Vienna Sausage" arrived back to say hello only to proceed by taking Tittiana away with him, promising her a free night out in HK.

The "Virgins Cum Free" offer went untaken by Virgins, it did however bring out The Captain after a long absence.

Another long time ago Hasher "The Pianist" also turned up and bought along a dog and a friend "Rebecca". When asked if she was a "Virgin" Rebecca replied - I lost that a long time ago. Where? on the Macau Hash in 1988!!! Yes, Rebeca hashed Macau before our "born again" Taipa Macau Hash was founded.

Another new cumer to the hash was Cunter Ass Thompson, ex-Las Vegas Hash. Given his hash attire he could not be considered a virgin.

Lost in Space was the sole hare for the day, the Hash started from the old church on the hill in Taipa, and a fine sunny afternoon it was.

He appeared freshly showered having preset, and pointed the walkers off in the direction of the gardens. In true "Lost in Space" tradition there was considerable confusion as the trail looped back to the start, setting off again the pack missed a second loop around the lake and headed off in direction of the new Galaxy Casino.

FRB's - The Captain, Tim and Cunter Ass headed off in a blaze not to be seen again by the pack. In true FRB tradition they marked no checks allowing the rest of the pack to wander around lost much of the time. The trail took the pack out behind MUST university and TIS college before turning back via the airport. The 1000+ graveyard stairs were the next treat followed by a long loop around Taipa hill and back to the village. A well marked trail apart from sections where CEM surprised folk by actually doing some work and covered up hash markings.

After much socialising the "Cinco de Mayo" circle was formed. Little Mexican dress up was to be seen but there were chips and Mexican salsa and a bottle of Tequila.

The usual cirle DD's, Lost in Space as hare coming in for the usual flak, the usual protests from Cheesy Helmet.

Cunter Ass Thompson entertained with various hash short songs.

Eventually social drinking was called to end a pleasant Spring afternoon.

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David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has no previous experience, he skilfully mounts the horse and appears to be in complete control of the situation as the horse gallops at a steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watches her husband.

After a while David begins to lose his grip in the saddle. He panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. Victoria begins to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck. David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco manager comes running out of the shop and unplugs the horse.


A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in
the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes,
so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again,
the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home
and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a
different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that
she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a


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