Run No: 420 - 23 Jun 07 - Cheok Van Beach...

And so to last Saturday.

Cunter Ass Thompson set a great not too long loop. From Cheoc Van beach the stairs took the pack to giddy heights, a clear day with a nice breeze giving great views of the islands.  After a couple of checks the pack eventually arrived at 7 way junction where co hare Nasiturd was offering cold beer and water in the shade. The pack obviously confused by this then set out on all false trails before eventually heading back down towards the riding school in Coloane. Walkers had a short jog home, runners set off through virgin gardens into the village. After some weaving they headed back along the coastal road. Before Cheoc Van a Rambo diversion took them down to the sea then along the rocks back to the beach, FRB's back in just over the hour.

A fast start to the circle allowed the "teacher" groupie of hashers to receive DD's before they had to make an early departure.
Road Kill was singled out especially as this it was her last planned Macau hash before she sails for HK to take up a new posting, we look forward to Road Kill visiting in the future.

Newcomer - Sandy, from Motown'Annarbor Hash had brought along visitor Geoff, both were rewarded, Paul, the younger lookalike of Colonic Irritation made a return visit to the hash.

There were many a DD until it was time to name Adam, after some deliberation on his motives for being a photographer it was decided that he will henceforth be known as "Cum Shot'

And so it was.

on on

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers whic ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing
to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"