Run No: 418 - 9 Jun 07 - On The Beach at the Westin

A reasonable turnout in steamy conditions for Bush Pussy's Hash.
Bush Pussy set the runners / rambo trail then promtly left the country leaving Nasiturd to join it up with the walkers trail.

Starting from the Westin the trail wound around the golf course hill and cut through the youth hostel down to the shiggy and out to the Dome, after some zig zagging it rounded the lakes and headed home.
Grandad and Shit house (having found a suitable short cut) were already supping golden fluid when Cunterass Thompsom the FRB came in at 1 hour 30 mins after getting lost, (are there any other fast runners out there ?) Scooter Babe the first FRB walker trail came in at 1 hour 35 mins following shortly by the rest of the pack.
The circle followed, a big DD for Lost in Space who has at last got a plane to fly so will be away for a while, DD for Grandad's sun screen - wet cloudy days are when you really get burnt he claimed, DD's for Scooter babe and Winnie for trying to swim in the sewer, Tittiana for staying out all night (again?) many others for well - the brain clouds over at this stage.
And so it was.



Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Burtie Basset who had Allsorts!!!