Run No: 414 - 12 May 07 - Old Taipa Village

Another good turn out last week, hares Bolton Bollocks and Assend setting a pleasant circuit from Old Taipa Village without too many steps.

Cunter Ass Thompson set a blistering pace out on his own, where are you other FRB's ?
The rest of the pack made their way around at a more settled pace many finding a short cut home. The Captain brought Little Mermaid and Spiderman back to the hash after a long absence, good to see them. This was however the Captain's second appearance in two weeks (coincidence maybe to the "Virgins Cum Free" special offer).
Beer Queer did a fine job on supplying cold golden fluid.
And so it was
On On


This is an "oldie" but a good one.
There was a man walking along a California beach deep in prayer.  Suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!  It will
nearly  exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
of  something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how to make a woman truly

The Lord replied, "Rrrr.....You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"