Run No: 440 - 03 NOV 07 - On The Beach - Westin and back

Hash # 441

On the Beach

A fine afternoon it was down on the beach by the Westin Resort as a large pack gathered in front of the hare – Lost In Space - for the low down on the trail.

A taxi arrives, opens the door and pushes out Sheik Me Me as he tried in vain to catch up on the lack of sleep of the previous night.

By 4.15pm "on on" was called and the pack set forth up the road in search of trail.

After wandering around the roundabout for some time the pack reluctantly set forth to Lepers Village. Here a cunning check point sent most of the pack on the scenic hill route however Constant Wanker found a special "Lost in Space" check back, special as on checking back it joined the "check back" trail from the next check point. As he called "on on' Nasiturd was diverted from true trail and was lured down the SCB's route.

Hence these 2 hashers set forth well ahead of the pack past the power station and up to the empty lake behind the golf course. The true trail took them round the lake, "off trail" through the new tree plantation and on up the hill.

After much hashing the trail emerged back to the road at the BBQ car park.

"On Home" set the direction back to the Westin but Cunter Ass Thompson who had caught up the FRB's decided the Westin was somewhere near the Venetian and set off on a lone excursion. .

The FRB's broke the hour with the rest of the runners and walkers getting in within 1 hour 15 minutes.

Good one Lost in Space.

After socializing and idle chatter the circle was formed.

The hare was punished for various misdemeanours, absent hashers welcomed back, Virgin "Jenny" was welcomed and the following DD's were too numerous to mention.

Hasher Tracy was paraded in front of the circle as it was time for her to be given a Hash Handle – after much deliberation she will henceforth be known as "Dick Pastry".

Young David was then bought before the circle, having attained the age of 3 and shown a highly sporting nature on many a Hash it decided he would henceforth be know as "Jumping Balls"

Social drinking was resumed until darkness set in.

And so it was


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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl . __,_._,___